The Ultra-Pretentious
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"Which every web-page aspires to become!"
- Modern Cyberhacker's Gazette

Howdy ya'll! My name is John Akin, Jr. I'm a graduate film student here at Columbia University.

If you want, Send Me Mail.

For a brief Bio, speckled with insight and erroneous reports, Clickus the Mouses hereses.

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Last updated December 12, 1999.